fox gets into the holiday spirit: what are your favorite characters thankful for?

Yesterday, Fox released a pretty funny press release, featuring “quotes” from their characters about what they’re thankful for this holiday season.  Among the highlights:

Finn Hudson (Glee) – “I am thankful that the Pilgrims didn’t celebrate the first Thanksgiving by eating Great White Shark because I bet they’re much harder to kill than turkeys and my mom’s oven isn’t very big.”

Sue Sylvester (Glee) — “I’m thankful for bamboo’s durability and resistance to splintering, making my ‘discipline cane’ the perfect teaching tool.”

Dr. Lance Sweets (Bones) — “I am thankful for neurosis and sexual tension between partners.” (Aren’t we all?)

Dr. Walter Bishop (Fringe) — “I am thankful that I still have wonderful LSD flashbacks.”

Dr. Robert Chase (House) – “I am thankful for… well, actually, not very much right now.” (Aww.)

For the rest of the thankfulness, click here.