glee: we need a holidaaaaay!

get out those cone bras, kiddos! // fox promotional photo

EW is reporting that the one and only MADONNA has given Glee the rights to sing anything from her collection, and that a Madonna-themed episode is in the works.  Let’s pause to let that one process.

“Material Girl.”

“Like a Virgin.”

“Vogue.”

“Like a Mothereffing Prayer.”

Yeah. Excuse me while I flail about.

Let’s go ahead and assign numbers, shall we?

Depending on where it falls in the storyline, “Papa Don’t Preach” could be a good number for Little Miss Quinn.  ”Vogue” could definitely be a good number for Kurt, right? You just know that kid could do those dance moves. I’d love to see Emma sing one of Madonna’s early ’80′s songs, like “Borderline.” And, of course, they’re gonna have to use “Like a Virgin,” which is going to be amazing no matter who sings that.

And the big final number should definitely be “Like a Prayer,” easily Madonna’s most epic song.  Just imagine Rachel singing the melody, “Just like a prayer, no choice, your voice can taaaake meeee there,” and then the chorus, led by Mercedes, chimes in with the “Just like a prayer, I’ll take you there.” And everyone dances and it’s awesome and I die a little  bit from the awesomeness.

Oh, they’re also ON THE COVER OF ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY NEXT WEEK. My favorite magazine just keeps bringing the awesome this fall, people.